"My Perfect Man" - a survey
His Look: | |
Name: | wtf. It doesn't matter what his name is. Fucking obsessive-controlling assholes. |
Hair Colour: | Preferably brown. Or black. I'm not too fond of blondes, really. |
Hair Style (long, short, bowl cut, cornrows, etc) : | Short and spiked (or just styled all messy and sexy-like). Only some guys can pull off having long hair. |
Eye colour: | Brown or green with a touch of yellow. |
Age: | Between 17 1/2 and 19 (I'm not really into older guys) |
Height: | Between 5'6 1/2 and 6'0 (I'm a short girl. I can't really imagine myself going out with a guy who's a foot taller than me--which is anywhere above 6'3 =X) |
Size: | Size? WTF? Uhh, I guess not to wide? asdf |
Body build: | Not too fat or muscle-y. I hate big muscles... meatheads freak me out. |
Ethnicity: | 1/2 Filipino and half white, or half white and half something exotic and not.... white. I like half-breeds. |
Glasses? | YES. Glasses are hot. Intelect is hot. And for some wierd reason, glasses are a symbol for that. |
Piercings? | Doesn't matter, as long as their entire bodies aren't pierced... and I mean ENTIRE bodies... that'd be a little creepy. |
Chest hair? | Eww. As long as I don't see it everyday (especially while I'm eating), it doesn't matter. |
big ol booty? or no? | I have enough booty for the two of us. ;) |
label | wtf? I didn't know guys carried around labels of what they are as if they were a high-rated brand of clothing or something. LAME QUESTION. |
His Mind | |
in school? | Likes to get good grades, but is not entirely obsessed with getting them. Good morals. |
what does he want be/do when he grows up? | Pilot, lawyer, actor, singer, musician, or pornstar. (just kidding with the last one.... or am i? =O) |
Can he speak another language, if yes what? | YES. THAT IS UNBELIEVABLY HOT. And it'd be hotter if he spoke three: Italian, French, and Grecian. *drool* |
Can he read music? | Yes. My dream man is musically inclined and has the passion for what I like to call, "The equivalent of sex for ears" |
Can he read guitar tabs? | Yes. And not only tabs, but actual music sheets. |
Can he play guitar? | No, he just likes to read guitar tabs and not actually play the guitar. Stupid question. |
piano? | Yes. That'd be hot. |
the drums? | Doesn't matter. |
some other instrument? | Violin. *orgasms* that's hot. |
Can he write music? | Yeah. |
Will he write songs about you? | Eh--if he wants to. |
Will he write poems about you? | "ditto" |
Will he be artistic in some way? | Yeaaahhh. |
Will he "blind you with science?" | I would rather not be blinded and just see with my own eyes. |
His Style | |
Party hopper or stay at home? | Stay at home. He's not really a big party-goer. At least, the type of parties where people freak-dance to hippity hop and drink beer and shit. eww. |
Straight A student of Drop out? | Mostly A student... probably with a GPA around 3.5. |
Does he have a best friend? | Yeah? |
is it you? | No, that'd get annoying. |
Is he straight or bi? | STRAIGHT. But then it'd be interesting if he was bi... except not. |
Religious? what type? | It actually doesn't matter to me. |
Virgin? till marriage or till "the rite time"? | Doesn't matter. |
Should he be able to bake or cook? | Yeah, since I don't know how.. one of us should learn and it certainly won't be me (at least, anytime soon). |
Is it okay for him to have a lot of gal pals? | Sure, as long as he doesn't make out with any of them. hah. |
Out-going or shy?: | Outgoing. Shy boyfriends piss me off. |
Should he watch chick-flicks?: | Yeah! That'd be hot. |
Would he be a smoker?: | Eww. No. |
drinking?: | No. My dad died as an alchoholic, and I'm not repeating my mom's mistake in marrying an idiotic guy like that. |
cursing? | Doesn't matter. I fucking curse all the fucking time you fucking bitches. Haha. |
does he play football(US)? | Eww, meatheads. |
soccer? | Yeah, that'd be hot. |
baseball? | Eh... I'm not a big fan of baseball. That sport lacks action. |
basketball? | Yeahhhh. Of course. |
rugby? | Sure? |
golf? | Eh. Again with the lack of physical action. |
does he drag race? | No. 80% of "drag racers" are just posers. |
does he have a "pimped up" ride? | Uhh, no. |
Can he surf? | That'd be hot. |
skateboard? | Sure. |
snowboard? | Uh huh. |
Would he have an accent? | Doesn't matter, as long as his accent is real. Hah. |
Anything else? | He should like cookies. |
You and Him *last part!* | |
Does he kiss on the first date?: | Yeah. |
Where does he take you? | From the movies, he takes me out to the beach or a place underneath the stars where we can talk. Either that, or somewhere exciting--like maybe a concert or a big, local event |
Does he pay? | Yes, but he allows me to pay from time to time when I tell him I want to pay (if I have money, that is). |
Would he lay under the stars with you and spout random philosophies? | Hahaha! How funny, I had that in the answer from two questions ago. Of course! I'd love to do that. |
Would he use endearments? | His family, his art, and his thoughts. |
Would you hold hands? | Yeah. |
Would you ever stay the nite at his place? | Sure. |
Would he give you flowers/candy or a big expensive gift. | No big expensive gifts.. but flowers in the right occasions would be nice. |
Would he walk you to your door at the end o the nite? | Of course. |
How would he propose? | Propose? Whooaaa there nelly, you're going way too fast. |
Lastly, after you meet, get hitched, etc. What do u name your kids? | IF we get married and have a daughter, her name would be anything from Greek mythology. If we had a boy, his name would definitely be Orion. (Hey--I love Greek names) |
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