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Sunday, November 21, 2004

"My Perfect Man" - a survey

The very detailed Perfect guy survey

Created by Jazzbunny and taken 1715 times on bzoink!

His Look:
Name:wtf. It doesn't matter what his name is. Fucking obsessive-controlling assholes.
Hair Colour:Preferably brown. Or black. I'm not too fond of blondes, really.
Hair Style (long, short, bowl cut, cornrows, etc) :Short and spiked (or just styled all messy and sexy-like). Only some guys can pull off having long hair.
Eye colour:Brown or green with a touch of yellow.
Age:Between 17 1/2 and 19 (I'm not really into older guys)
Height:Between 5'6 1/2 and 6'0 (I'm a short girl. I can't really imagine myself going out with a guy who's a foot taller than me--which is anywhere above 6'3 =X)
Size:Size? WTF? Uhh, I guess not to wide? asdf
Body build:Not too fat or muscle-y. I hate big muscles... meatheads freak me out.
Ethnicity:1/2 Filipino and half white, or half white and half something exotic and not.... white. I like half-breeds.
Glasses?YES. Glasses are hot. Intelect is hot. And for some wierd reason, glasses are a symbol for that.
Piercings?Doesn't matter, as long as their entire bodies aren't pierced... and I mean ENTIRE bodies... that'd be a little creepy.
Chest hair?Eww. As long as I don't see it everyday (especially while I'm eating), it doesn't matter.
big ol booty? or no?I have enough booty for the two of us. ;)
labelwtf? I didn't know guys carried around labels of what they are as if they were a high-rated brand of clothing or something. LAME QUESTION.
His Mind
in school?Likes to get good grades, but is not entirely obsessed with getting them. Good morals.
what does he want be/do when he grows up?Pilot, lawyer, actor, singer, musician, or pornstar. (just kidding with the last one.... or am i? =O)
Can he speak another language, if yes what?YES. THAT IS UNBELIEVABLY HOT. And it'd be hotter if he spoke three: Italian, French, and Grecian. *drool*
Can he read music?Yes. My dream man is musically inclined and has the passion for what I like to call, "The equivalent of sex for ears"
Can he read guitar tabs?Yes. And not only tabs, but actual music sheets.
Can he play guitar?No, he just likes to read guitar tabs and not actually play the guitar. Stupid question.
piano?Yes. That'd be hot.
the drums?Doesn't matter.
some other instrument?Violin. *orgasms* that's hot.
Can he write music?Yeah.
Will he write songs about you?Eh--if he wants to.
Will he write poems about you?"ditto"
Will he be artistic in some way?Yeaaahhh.
Will he "blind you with science?"I would rather not be blinded and just see with my own eyes.
His Style
Party hopper or stay at home?Stay at home. He's not really a big party-goer. At least, the type of parties where people freak-dance to hippity hop and drink beer and shit. eww.
Straight A student of Drop out?Mostly A student... probably with a GPA around 3.5.
Does he have a best friend?Yeah?
is it you?No, that'd get annoying.
Is he straight or bi?STRAIGHT. But then it'd be interesting if he was bi... except not.
Religious? what type?It actually doesn't matter to me.
Virgin? till marriage or till "the rite time"?Doesn't matter.
Should he be able to bake or cook?Yeah, since I don't know how.. one of us should learn and it certainly won't be me (at least, anytime soon).
Is it okay for him to have a lot of gal pals?Sure, as long as he doesn't make out with any of them. hah.
Out-going or shy?:Outgoing. Shy boyfriends piss me off.
Should he watch chick-flicks?:Yeah! That'd be hot.
Would he be a smoker?:Eww. No.
drinking?:No. My dad died as an alchoholic, and I'm not repeating my mom's mistake in marrying an idiotic guy like that.
cursing?Doesn't matter. I fucking curse all the fucking time you fucking bitches. Haha.
does he play football(US)?Eww, meatheads.
soccer?Yeah, that'd be hot.
baseball?Eh... I'm not a big fan of baseball. That sport lacks action.
basketball?Yeahhhh. Of course.
rugby?Sure?
golf?Eh. Again with the lack of physical action.
does he drag race?No. 80% of "drag racers" are just posers.
does he have a "pimped up" ride?Uhh, no.
Can he surf?That'd be hot.
skateboard?Sure.
snowboard?Uh huh.
Would he have an accent?Doesn't matter, as long as his accent is real. Hah.
Anything else?He should like cookies.
You and Him *last part!*
Does he kiss on the first date?:Yeah.
Where does he take you?From the movies, he takes me out to the beach or a place underneath the stars where we can talk. Either that, or somewhere exciting--like maybe a concert or a big, local event
Does he pay?Yes, but he allows me to pay from time to time when I tell him I want to pay (if I have money, that is).
Would he lay under the stars with you and spout random philosophies?Hahaha! How funny, I had that in the answer from two questions ago. Of course! I'd love to do that.
Would he use endearments?His family, his art, and his thoughts.
Would you hold hands?Yeah.
Would you ever stay the nite at his place?Sure.
Would he give you flowers/candy or a big expensive gift.No big expensive gifts.. but flowers in the right occasions would be nice.
Would he walk you to your door at the end o the nite?Of course.
How would he propose?Propose? Whooaaa there nelly, you're going way too fast.
Lastly, after you meet, get hitched, etc. What do u name your kids?IF we get married and have a daughter, her name would be anything from Greek mythology. If we had a boy, his name would definitely be Orion. (Hey--I love Greek names)

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